Crime in Port Chuckles
- 2
The Scene
Nikolas looked at his brother, shocked, "Oh my god,
is that Lucky?"
Brenda said, "Yeah, yeah, that's him,
anyway, SOMEONE TOOK MY PURSE!"
Jax shook his head, "Oh all the injustice..."
he goes to Mac, "I DEMAND
you have someone take care of this
immediately!"
Taggert went to Jason, "Well, well,
Quarter-brain, you wouldn't happen
to be as into purse stealing and dadio
is of pill popping, huh?"
Emily looked at all the people, shocked,
"I can't believe you people!"
Robin stepped in, "Emily's right...
Jason didn't do anything. He's pure
and good! He is because I, the
pure one, says so!"
Emily shook her head, "I meant Luck-"
Lucky was lying on the floor, barely
concious, "Uh... hello.... I'm
dying here!"
Brenda rolled her eyes, "It's always
about *you*, isn't it Lucky? What
about ME?"
Lizzie entered the back room. "I got
here late, what's going..." She
stops when she see Lucky on the floor
and gasps, "Lucky! Are you all
right?"
Lucky replies, "Lizzie, I love you,
but I'm lying on the floor with stab
wounds in my stomach and I'm still
on a caffine rush... what do you
think?"
Lizzie says, "Well SORRY! Anyway,
did anyone call an ambulance?"
"We don't have time for that now!"
screamed Jax, "Brenda's purse is
missing and I want to know who did
it NOW! If you don't, you'll be
sorry! Come on, I got money!"
Lizzie shakes her head, "What is wrong
with you peo-"
"Forget it, Liz, I tried that.
You call an ambulence, I'll see if I
can find a doctor in the house."
Nikolas said, "I'll go with you, Emily."
Robin stops him, "But Nikolas, this
is a rough time for me... Won't you
kiss up to me? BUT NO KISSING.
I'm with the love of my life, Jason."
Nikolas shakes his head, "Please,
this isn't the time!"
Nikolas follows Emily out and Robin
pouts. Now Jason definitely wonders
why he's with her.
Then, Jax comes up to him and says,
"Come on, Morgan, fess up. SONNY
DID IT, DIDN'T HE!"
"Jax... go away, you're wasting air."
"Robin, this is obviously apart of
Jason's mob lifestyle," said Mac,
"Now, see, you should get away from
him while you still can!"
"Uncle Mac, why won't you let me LIVE!
I want to LIVE! I want to
LOVE!" Robin cries out.
Mac shakes his head, "Okay, this is
the part of the conversation where
I get confused.... I do want you to
live and I do want you to love, I
just don't want it to be with Jason
because it... will.... get....
you.... killed."
Brenda starts crying, "Why isn't anyone
paying attention to me!? I'm
the victem of a hanous crime!"
Lucky says, "Hello! I've just
been stabbed! I'm bleeding to death!"
Brenda rolls her eyes, again, "Would
you STOP talking about yourself?...
*sniff* I wish Sonny were here!"
Jax looks at her, "Why do you say
that, me love???"
"Uh... uh... I love you! He
means nothing to me! I would never go back
to him.... unless we were under life
and death circumstances, remember
the cave? uh.... NOBODY LEAVES!"
Jax seems unshaken when Brenda starts
crying. Finally, he goes down
and comforts her, "Oh there, there...
How can I make it all better?"
"Well... I know there isn't a couch
here, but..." Brenda looks at him
with wide eyes. Jax grins and
they start having sex on the floor right
next to Lucky's dying body.
Lucky can hear their moans and mutters...
why was no one stoping them?
More importantly, why did no one,
but Emily, Lizzie and Nikolas, seem
to care he was dying?
Finally, Joe Scanlon enters, wearing
a big coat. "Someone call for a
doctor?"
"A doctor... for what?" asks Taggert.
"Help..." Lucky cries, weekly.
Joe goes over to him. He notices J&B
and it reminds him of him and Karen.
Anyway, Nikolas and Emily come in.
Nikolas asks, "Doctor, won't you need
a medical bag or something?"
Joe laughs, "Please, who needs a hospital
bag or hospital equipment when
you have..." Joe rips off his coat
to reveal he's tool belt,
"CONSTRUCTION TOOLS!" Joe takes
out a drill and starts it. "Don't
worry, Lucky, you won't feel a thing....
except a heck of a lot of
pain!"
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